The True Story of Water Into Wine

[the_13_apostle]

Come on people. Everyone knows that Jesus hides the wine under his sleeve.

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[__metatron__]

I have a missive from the Almighty:

Dear Rufus,

*sharp kick to the behind, throwing you out of Heaven and onto Earth*

STOP IT, and maybe I'll let you back in

<3 GOD

*rubs ass*

[the_13_apostle]

I don't feel like coming back! I'll just wander around here and cause mischief :)

[__metatron__]

There are no worries for you causing mischief. People are such unbelievers now adays, even if you do run into a faithful follow, they still will not believe you.
Have fun in the mental institution