The Real Jesus #1

[the_13_apostle]

Jesus was a pimp! Hands down! The brother had all these sheperd girls all over him. It wasn't enough to have Mary Magdalene. No! He had to have them all. I was like, "Jesus, hook a brother up!" and he was all like, "Hey man, these bitches are mine". WTF!!

Hey Jesus!! I want my money!!

Comments

[__metatron__]

Please, let us not completely destroy the mystery that surrounds our Lord!
You are going to get kicked out again if you keep this up!

*rolls eyes*

[the_13_apostle]

You can't kick me out!! I'm the 13th apostle!! I'm Jesus's homeboy! NOBODY messes with Jesus's homeboy!!

[__metatron__]

God will mess with Jesus's homeboy, and God will throw you out...again!
Sooner or later you are just not going to be accepted back into Paradise

Yeah Right..

[the_13_apostle]

I'd like to see him try!