come on people.
take a mouse.

one of my mice had babies.
a ton of babies.
it looks like a pile of writhing fetuses.
theyre dark pink and small and squirm in a pile.
so if you want a mouse when theyre old enough you can have one.
free of charge provided good home.

T minus 2 days and counting.
i will be a man.
a manly man.
big strong man.
i will have a pack of cigarettes in one hand
a porno mag in the other
with selective services running after me.
ohh how it feels to be a man.
a manly man.
a big strong man.
look out world,
im taking you down with me.

ive got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
got to get out of here
this place will make me insane
its already made me crazy
i have to get away

on the count of three
yell obsceneties.
1
2
3...

i feel like im being watched
....

i found this list of famous republicans and democrats who served in the military. this list may surprise you since republicans are generally pro-war and critisize left-wingers as being "anti-war pussies ( Read more... )

youre a whore

today at school i found a mouse
and some kids were trying to kick it around
so i put it in my bag and took it home with me
and now its in my coffee pot

how many people actually read my livejournal?