ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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ii

[canprotect]

Is this new...? [ she's curious! ]

Re: ii

[falleng0d]

[ OH GOD WHY ARE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN THIS RIDICULOUS SET UP ]

Hmm?

[ Keima looks up. He doesn't look very happy right now. ]

No, this is not new.

[canprotect]

Oh... what's it for, though?

[falleng0d]

So we can save this city from the evil spirit invasion.

[ Keima groans with how lame of an answer Elsie came up for him. ]

So? Do you have a question? I am the God of Conquest.

2 either, or, both, whatever

[hontobakabaka]

[Ruri stops at the booth and stares at it with her usual deadpan]

"Another dating service? Is this one a sham too?"

We'll just do Keima & Ruri!

[falleng0d]

Might as well be. Seriously being asked to be a Love Guru to a town of miscreant, murdering no-nothings deluded with the real...

[ He rambles on. ]

Ah. You have a question, I'm assuming?

Then after this shall I wait for her?

[hontobakabaka]

"Mostly I wanted to ask if this was a scam, as match making places tend to be very silly here."

Guess we'll plow on ahead without Elsie! (YEA)

[falleng0d]

There is no scam here. I am very knowledgeable with capturing the hearts of women.

placeholderrrrr - ii

[thinkwportals]

[ It's hard not to notice that booth, and that's probably the point.

Chell seems interested enough, wandering her way over and trying not too look too curious.

Since she knows nothing about dating, there's lots to learn. ]

[falleng0d]

[ Surprise Chell, stopping and looking at the booth regardless of how discreet or not-interested one is is being too curious. Seriously why do you think kids loiter next to adult sections of video stores but they're "looking" at the documentary section? ]

[ Keima sighs. ]

Alright. What's your question?

[thinkwportals]

[ What? An adult female like her having questions about this? That's ridiculous.

Chell glances around before shuffling closer. Well. If he's offering information.

She pulls out her notebook. ]

how do you date

[falleng0d]

[ Keima just stares at the notebook. He takes it from her and starts writing furiously. ]

Dating is a form of courtship traditionally seen between a man and a woman, though in recent times with the uprising of the gay community internationally dating can be classified as the courtship between two individuals, regardless of gender. Usually dates comprise of social interactions that can be enjoyed mutually. The purpose of dating is to increase each others' love points, which will trigger romantic flags and events later.

[ Well with that he just slides it back to her. This should be adequate as a starter. ]

2 b/c i have no self control. Either/both characters is fine!

[perfektsymmetry]

[Just staring at your booth. What, really?]

Keima & Crowe only~

[falleng0d]

[ Keima is staring back. You want to play staring games? ]

[perfektsymmetry]

.... IS this serious?

[falleng0d]

[ Keima is still glaring. Guess you lost, Crowe. ]

Don't be childish. I'm always serious.

[ Unsettling almost ethereal stare, go. ]

You have a question, right? There's no other reason for you to be standing in front of this booth otherwise.

iii

[iheartcabbage]

[Adachi was just minding his own buisness per usual, when he heard... that.]

W... what the hell?

Re: iii

[falleng0d]

[ Keima turns his attention from the game to Adachi. ]

"I~yaaaaa~aan, O-Onii-chan~!! ♥"

Hmm?

[iheartcabbage]

...What in the world are you playing with? That... really doesn't sound like... well, something anyone should be playing.

[falleng0d]

Why not? This game is fun. And the story is great. It's combining the visual qualities and the creative exercises of writing to create a work of art.