ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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II because why not, either/both/whatever

[princeofjunes]

[Yosuke is walking up to the booth with an incredible look of disbelief on his face.]

Are... you serious? A dating advice booth? Did you really run out of things to do?

Re: II because why not, either/both/whatever

[omg_firetrucks]

Well, this is putting Kami-sama's talents to good use!

I'm guessing it's just Yosuke and Elsie? Or Keima can jump in whenever?

[princeofjunes]

So, what makes you qualified to hand out dating advice?

Keima -> Elsie -> Yosuke order good?

[falleng0d]

[ Keima pushes up his glasses. ]

I have a compendium of experience. Follow my advice wholly and you will have a harem. It happens all the time.

[ Such a stark revelation! But he slouches a bit. ]

In games.

3, i'm tagging you again, deal with it

[techno_mancer]

[You're holding an electronic device and playing a hentai game on it. Hello, new best friend.]

Hmm. That ain't a PSP, is it?

/dealt with it. Also will keep this PG-13'ish. WATCH ME.

[falleng0d]

PSP? What sort of nonsense is that? PSP? It sounds ridiculous.

[ Proudly Keima displays the PFP, which looks identical to a PSP. There's glare from the moonlight so it's actually hard to see what's on the screen. ]

Can you see the detail? Can you not hear the impressive sound quality? Here, let me continue the scene.

[ Keima presses a button. Suddenly in terrible fashion the game script commences. ]

"Yaaa~an, Onii-chan, I love your big [ A loud motorcycle drives by! ] stuffing your little sister's [ A very noisy crow squawks long and loud behind Quinn! ]! It feels so good when you move and [ Keima coughs, apparently choking on something. ] against my [ A sudden cool gale rips across the park, catching whatever was said and sailing it away! ]! ♥ "

you are genius.

[techno_mancer]

They call 'em PSPs where I'm from. And I got no idea what you're playin' but it sounds intense!

/bow

[falleng0d]

Intense hardly begins to describe the game. It is a beautifully crafted work of artisan treasure. The script is a little tacky and the voice acting is overdone, but that does not deter from the message and the story!

iii 1/??

[doudemoe]

[Just rolling along, maybe humming some weird song that sounds like "Burn My Dread". Just an ordinary peaceful day--]

[doudemoe]

[Or so he thought--what was that a girl calling out to her brother--or--]

[doudemoe]

[--a guy playing a...a COMP?]

[doudemoe]

[...and judging by the guy's comments, it's one of *those* types of games. And he's playing it in public?]

Re: II. (both or either is fine!)

[omg_firetrucks]

Yep! Kami-sama is the best at capturing people and giving love advice!

[falleng0d]

Please, ignore this delusional girl... I can offer some advice. But at a price, of course.

[ He demurely slides the tip jar in front of him on the table. ]

II. Will talk to either or both! <3

[itswhoopasstime]

[OH MY GOD THIS LOOKS AWESOME. If only Ulala were here! She would get a kick out of this, she's crazy about fortune-telling of any kind. It's a passing interest for Maya, but there's no denying that this could be a lot of fun. She covers her mouth to smother a laugh before approaching the booth, grinning.]

Dating and life guidance, huh?

[falleng0d]

Guidance by none other than the Capturing God. My knowledge is forthright, and I am peerless to this intelligence.

In games.

[itswhoopasstime]

[She grins broadly.]

So it looks like I'm in the best possible hands, then.

[falleng0d]

Naturally. I am the greatest that this world has to offer for this kind of advice.

[ Is that a mild flair of haughtiness? ]