ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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III

[gonnamarrydaddy]

[Out jogging!

But she can't help but overhear those sounds of ecstasy, and now she's heading over to peer over Keima's shoulder.]

Did you just get that back? Looks pretty dirty!

Re: III

[falleng0d]

Uwaaaaaaah!

[ Keima leaps forward and juggles his PFP in the air, completely startled by Yuna creeping up from behind! He catches his game, turns around with sudden fury but it visibly melts from his expression when he sees her. ]

Yuna-san. [ He begins coolly. ] Only someone from the real would have the insensitivity to interrupt the protagonist. Be forewarned.

[ He's holding the PFP to the side. It's still going. ]

"More! More! Onii-chan you're so good at that!

[ Keima is just staring but he brings it up while there's the sound of more pudding being squished... ]

Dirty? This is the tender but forbidden love between two siblings. Their expression is so innocent and pure.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Oh, so it's one of those kinds of games. I didn't know you were that kind of guy, Keima-kun!

[falleng0d]

What's up with that wink? Having a relationship with your own blood is wrong. Forbidden love in the real is so unflattering.

ii - both, either, or

[1_21jigawatts]

[turning red, oh god]

L-Love and guidance!?

Re: ii - both, either, or

[omg_firetrucks]

Kami-sama will help you find your true love! Just believe in him, and he'll be able to help you.

[1_21jigawatts]

Wh-What if I don't want help?

Order: Keima -> Elsie -> lightning tsuns?

[falleng0d]

[ Sorry lightning gal but Keima sees through the ruse. ]

Then you would have kept walking by. Naturally.

[ He slides the tip jar in front of the short brown-haired blushing girl. ]

If you offer tribute, then your God of Conquests shall impart onto you the knowledge to a prosperous love life.

ii, (Both or either is okay)

[distortits]

[Don't mind her, she is just kind of looking over at the booth and trying to decide whether or not if it's worth it.]

[falleng0d]

[ Keima is stifling a yawn right now. He sees you, so now he's just glaring. ]

ii. either/both/insert third option here

[urgetoemo]

[ So Neku was just walking around when he spots this pink monstrosity and can't help but stare. The same way someone would if they saw a trainwreck. ]

...Are you sure you aren't actually trying to blind people with all that bright pink?

[falleng0d]

[ Keima can't help but agree, but he can't make fun of Elsie too much. She is his demon kin, after all. ]

It's so we're easily recognizable.

[urgetoemo]

(As in easily recognizable as something to run the hell away from?)

Well... I guess it stands out.

(But probably not in the way you want it to.)

[falleng0d]

You have a question, then? Wondering how your relationship will pan out with your significant other? Do you have a girlfriend?

...

Boyfriend?

II (either one is fine)

[theseineone]

Oho? Do you consider yourself an expert on love, young one?

Sorry couldn't get to it last night. I fell asleep right as I was about do do yours! ;; Us 2 only!

[falleng0d]

[ Keima meets the pretty blonde's gaze with his own. For once Keima sitting up and doesn't have a video game in front of him. He's not bad looking for a guy, so it's not out of the realm of impossibility that this kid's got the stuff to be a genuine Lothario. ]

Of course. I am the Conquering God, after all.

[theseineone]

[France holds his gaze but doesn't look too impressed yet, like he's still judging Keima.]

Really? That is a very impressive title.

[falleng0d]

A title is just that. It speaks nothing on my skill. Which is only applicable to video games, but, I am quite confident in my knowledge on human behavior. Do you have a question?