ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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iii.

[castrater]

[ With a sound like that, Shimazu can't help but to find the source of where it's coming from. When he does, expect some nasal breathing against his neck. Can't help curiosity. ]

Eeeh -- ? Doing something that ero in public? That is a very perverted thing to do, you know...

Re: iii.

[falleng0d]

[ Keima leaps forward again and nearly falls in the process, managing somehow to stay upright and not drop his PFP. ]

[ He's just shouting into the night sky. ] Wha-What is it with people creeping up on me tonight!?

Re: iii.

[castrater]

[ Shimazu isn't...paying much attention to the jumping or the freaking out, instead he rocks on his heels with his hands in his pockets; vision fixated on the oh-so-terrible sex scene plastered on the small screen. ]

Hehe.

-- Hey. So, where did you get it? A porno dealer? I haven't seen that hentai stuff around here...

Re: iii.

[falleng0d]

I got it back. This place is far too uninteresting and infected with the real for there to be a gaming store.

Plus they weren't invented yet.

[ Keima returns to his games. ]

"Give it to me! Give it to me Onii-chan! Ahn~! ♥ "

ii (both/either/COME AT ME BRO)

[imoutosnake]

[ Nadeko will just.. curiously stare at the sign, perhaps a little shyly too. ]

Dating and.. life guidance..?

Just the two of us. WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRYYY

[falleng0d]

[ Oh hi moeblob, Keima is GLARING at you now. He points from behind the counter. ]

Don't think I'll be easily swayed by your moe moe techniques!

[ Keima pushes up the glasses on the bridge of his nose. ]

I've seen your types far too many times. In games. I have a natural immunity, even.

[imoutosnake]

[ o-o-oh god, she's being glared at AND SHE HAS NO IDEA WHY.. time to only get more shy and scared, practically. ]

U-u-um.. I-I'm not sure what you mean by 'm-m-m-moe techniques', but.. I-I'm sorry..!

[falleng0d]

It's fine.

[ His glare is still stern. ]

What is your question? What sort of knowledge and advice have you come to seek from the God of Conquest?

iii

[politerudeness]

[ Passing by and just...staring... wow Japan, what happened to respecting others' privacy and personal space!! Anyway he seems pretty transfixed... ]

Re: iii

[falleng0d]

[ Hi Japan. See that absolutely disgusting grin from staring at a video game screen that only an otaku would be familiar with? Yeah Keima has that on now. ]

"Onii-chan! I love you! Use your tongue like that and make me [ Keima suddenly has a coughing fit. ] from your [ An eagle in the distance suddenly screeches! ] !!"

Re: iii

[politerudeness]

[ o...oh.... mai.... ] Ah.

[ Y-yeah, don't mind him while he just... discreetly turns around and after a most curious sound, there will be a very nice and large pool of blood right under Japan's feet. And Japan himself will be covering his nose with a handkerchief and trying to act normal about all this... ]

Re: iii

[falleng0d]

[ Keima turns around, looking at the bloody nose and the pool underneath his feet. He clicks his tongue. ]

Honestly, that anime-gag is so the 90's! Your creators should be fired for making such a cliche character!

II, either/both/whatever!

[giita]

[Leaning over the table and blinking at the sign.]

Are you a psychic?!

[falleng0d]

Psychic? No. Even psychics cannot measure to my level of power.

[giita]

No way! Show me, show me!

[falleng0d]

Quite easily.

[ He adjusts the glasses on his nose, glaring at her with a bewildering gaze. ]

You are a natural air head. But I surmise you're quite popular or at least well-liked because of your moe tendencies.

How am I doing so far?

II - either or both

[fatedmagica]

[ Madoka has to stop and give this a look. Especially given how notorious she is for being indecisive. ]

Huh? Advice... From a divine one? I don't get it...

Re: II - either or both

[omg_firetrucks]

Yep! Kami-sama is the god of capturing and can help you with any love related problem!

[falleng0d]

Elsie, stop filling the poor girl with delusions of grandeur.

[ Keima sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose. ]

So, you have a question? About love? Life counseling?

[omg_firetrucks]

But it's true! You can help with any problems like that.