(5:09:28 PM) Sarah F: let's get these teen hearts beating faster faster
(5:09:34 PM) Chad: ewww
(5:09:47 PM) Chad: lets get those teen hearts some fucking cyanide

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Be more ganster than Snoop Dogg.

Get your resolution here

I don't enjoy my name being spoken.

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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

(17:49:23) Sarah F.: You are extremely pessimistic...
(17:50:36) Chad: i guess i am
(17:50:42) Chad: the glass is half on the ground, half smashed into someones face

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake...

BOO!

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God did not create the world in seven days. He partied for six, then pulled an all-nighter.