003 {Audio}

[fallintheriver]

So, these baths. How long can the water go? Usually it would have run out by now.

Not that I'm complaining.

[The bathtub is obviously running in the background. There's also a lot of splashing and dripping--Ezra is effectively trying to flood his artichoke. And Ezra's capybara? The happiest capybara in the world.]

Comments

[misguides]

What're you wasting water for?

[Baffled priest is baffled.]

[fallintheriver]

I'm not wasting it. I'm using it.

[Duh.]

[misguides]

Sounds like it's overflowing to me.

[fallintheriver]

So? It's more comfortable when everything is wet like this.

[Cue capybara noises.]

Fii thinks so too.

[stormcleaver]

Don't waste the water.

[fallintheriver]

I already said, I'm not wasting it.

[stormcleaver]

The more water you use, the less there is for everyone else. Stop wasting it.

[fallintheriver]

Hmph.

[What's that? That's the sound of someone not listening to you, Loe!

...also, running water.]

[shocksanglocks]

You should turn that water off.

[fallintheriver]

I refuse. This room is too dry. I don't like it.

[shocksanglocks]

But you're wasting it! And you might, like, drown.

[fallintheriver]

[Deadpan.]

I wont drown.

[couldbeavillain]

Dude, what are you doing?

[fallintheriver]

Flooding my artichoke.

[couldbeavillain]

...why?

[fallintheriver]

Why not?

[thenotmagician]

Oi, turn off th'damn water.

[fallintheriver]

It's already off. But don't think I would've listened to you, because I wouldn't have.

[Splash splash.]

Whatever. I already have enough anyhow.

[thenotmagician]

Jeez, did ya flood the entire pod?

[fallintheriver]

Most of it.