If the birds annoy you, feel free to kill them.

[In the background, there's the sound of a bird delightedly shrieking about WORMS JUICY WORMS I ATE FOUR OF THEM YAY WORMS and then the deafening, too close to the comm sound of a rifle firing.]

Quail are delicious.

[Well doesn't Loe sound pleased with himself.]

[Comm clicks on.]

Stop killing each other.

[Oh gosh. Does he sound annoyed? He sounds very annoyed.]

[Loe's been gone a couple weeks now. Most probably don't notice, but those who do are no doubt relieved by the lack of his abrasive presence ( Read more... )

[The comm clicks on, and the message is short and sweet.]

Thank you.

[A pause.]

Who was the boy with the questions? I said I would speak with him.

Robot.

[Is there any doubt who he's talking to? Hope not, because he's not clarifying!]

There is a supply of..."energon" behind the forge. Let someone know when it gets low.

[Speaking of the forge, guess where Loe is!]