Ephemeral Vixens of Venus
Come to Earth out of the mist
And segregate all of the Tinas
To govern with their iron fist

Don't get me started on Martians
The slimy green bastards won't die
They lie in the cities they've stolen
And ooze from their bloated red eye

I watched the war machines trodding
Upon the townsfolk and town
The giants methodically plodding
The Tritons have beaten us down

"Blame the machines!" cried the vicar
As the robots laid waste to the town
He shouldn't excite his old ticker
Or dress in that frilly white gown

Don't help the neighbors when hiding
The aliens always find out
Then they start up with the chiding
And after they hollow you out

Terran and Dolphin unite
The Vampire Zombies to fight
They came out of When
From dark Planet Ten
Thank goodness ain't none of 'em bright!

The press reports really are sketchy
There seems to much going down
The reporters are twitchy and tetchy
Iowans fighting
Or an Ioan sighting
One is a farmer
The other a harmer
Either way I am leaving this town

The camps are not scenic or pleasant
The Underlords keep us in fear
While they laugh and chew on fresh pheasant
We fall under lash and the spear

Dainty are Maidens of Venus
Who came here to govern our bliss
Enslaving the girls who are meanest
Leaving boys who crave only their kiss

The Cupids of Eros have love darts
That command us with blissful amor
They conquered by skew'ring our poor hearts
Though slaves, to the heights we can soar