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[famousmark]

I am OVERJOYED to report that Michael Jordan has come out of retirement! Again! Yes, THE Michael Jordan is now once again acting in commercials. This is fantastic! See, because, commercials featuring Michael Jordan are a very special brand of comedy. There's even a certain formula! Michael Jordan will usually show up at a surprising time within the

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[e_dub]

AWESOME. But it makes me sad that you don't post more. YOU should come out of retirement!

[laleche]

seconded!

[counterfeitfake]

[famousmark]

It truly, truly is. The only thing I regret is that I didn't hear any sound, because I saw it while I was doing the elliptical machine at the gym. I bet the background music was standard-issue "wacky shit is happening" sounds. Like, if Bobby McFerrin recorded the soundtrack for an episode of Seinfeld. Probably a lower-mid register synth sound bodoh boh beeeeyoooom [that last one is a note bending to sort of approximate a basketball-bouncing sound] and then a voice whipsering "cha-cha-cha" in kind of a funky rhythm.

Actually, I would like to revise my statement to say that the only thing I regret is that this commercial is for Hanes Underwear, and not a new sitcom starring Michael Jordan and Kevin Bacon.

[e_dub]

You are DEAD-ON for the soundtrack for that commercial!! It's totally set to that kind of music! I tried a search for it on youtube with no success.

The new Hanes commercial stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Boobs. Dude. I can't take my eyes off of them. I rage with jealously.

[goldfischegirl]

brilliant.
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