I'm stuck at home right now waiting for a repair guy to come fix our washing machine. Also, I'm expecting a call from the mechanic for an estimate on repairing my car. Two expensive tastes that taste expensive together! But how are YOU, Livejournal? Do we have a When Harry Met Sally type relationship, at this point? Where we see each other once in ( Read more... )

My friends list is a graveyard of deleted journals, but I think I can safely say that I will never delete mine, no matter how sporadically I post in it. I like the option of posting something every now and then. Like right now, for example, in honor of the month of October, and Halloween, I am reviving my journal. In order to haunt the internet! ( Read more... )

"I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me, Papa."

Now, this isn't to say that my Friday night wasn't a shamefully brazen evening of decadent hedonism, but OH MY GOD, CHECK OUT THIS FASCINATINGLY EDUCATIONAL YOUTUBE VIDEO!

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MAN! I count eight things that are SO AWESOME about this! ( How many do YOU count? )

Kashi Heart to Heart Honey Toasted Oat CerealI think that a reasonable person would take one look at this box of cereal, and conclude that it is nothing more than a fairly direct copy of Honey Nut Cheerios. Maybe this reasonable person pictures taking the SATs, and answering a question that goes "Oreos are to Newman O's as Honey Nut Cheerioes are ( Read more... )

Last week, in order to create green-tinted drinks for St. Patrick's Day, I bought a bottle of green Creme de Menthe. I think it's important to document this, because this is going to be the bottle of Creme de Menthe that I have on-hand FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. There is 750 mL of the stuff! What am I going to do with it but haul it out once a year ( Read more... )

If it wasn't for that pesky Bradley effect, Obama would have had all 538 electoral votes ( Read more... )

Now is the time to try to take away Charlton Heston's gun!

I have reason to believe that my gym magically transports me to the early 1900s whenever I go there. For one: yesterday, a white-haired man who looked EXACTLY like Mark Twain held the door open for me as I was entering the gym. Really, it was uncanny! Bushy mustache, weirdly-wild-yet-somehow-kempt hair, suit [seersucker?], and everything except the ( Read more... )

Man oh man alive! I was looking through the cereal aisle at the grocery store for some granola bars that might have an outside chance of tasting good, and here is what I found: Nature Valley Granola Bars. Flavor: "Apple Crisp ( Read more... )