;_;

[fanboysuke]

Why is my boyfriend such a red lighting, street corner loving mistress of the night for people who look like me with the exception of me?

I wonder if they have lock-ins in libraries....that would be nice.

Did you know that there is even software to put on a computer to track whether your significant other is cheating on you...? I wonder where

Comments

[ukonariffic]

I'm not cheating!!

They...Went bad...?

......*Saddened further*

[fanboysuke]

Who said you were...? *checks off overly defensive and lying on his list of signs of cheating*

Yes, they did...I already threw them out. I can always go get more...

[ukonariffic]

You're impling it...

I know... But still...

[fanboysuke]

I didn't imply anything...simply stating an interesting fact I discovered.

I'll go get more now...

[uchihateme]

If he's cheating, it's not with me. That much I know.

I can't say the same for my ex. He's always had a thing for Ukon. They sure do spend a lot of time together.

[sasuplayboy]

speak only on your own actions not mine *glares*

[fanboysuke]

GET OUT OF MY JOURNAL YOU SKANK

[sasuplayboy]

~_~ *walks away bored*

[ineededthemoney]

Nerd. e_e;

[fanboysuke]

...I know. *sob*

[kyuubi_sama]

I told you so...

[fanboysuke]

I should have listened to you, Hokage-sama...my humble apologies.

[shikamaruchan]

Wait. Wait. You listen to fuzz-butt? As in, pay attention to the blatantly misleading drivel that he spouts? Tch.

[fanboysuke]

Well...yes...he IS Hokage after all...and he did restore my sight to me some time ago. ♥ I owe him.