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[fancyaquaffle]

Well, would you look at that. Viktor Krum -- Viktor Krum -- in our midst, mates, in our midst! Nice to see a bloody brilliant and professional Quidditch player out and about on the Natternet! Certainly, this has brought me some excitement; I've been bloody well deprived of any man Quidditch talk ever since I've gotten on this stick-in-the-hole

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[veeektor]

Um, Katie Bell (?), I guess you call me whatever you want to call me? I am not of the fondness of Vicki, Viktoria, or any feminine name, but yes, the Viktor or Krum or Viktor Krum, it is the okay. Comrade and That Bulgarian are also of the no-no.

Well. These questions, they are boring making me say just ordinary things: being in competitive Quidditch is okay right now, I guess. I like it very much, but it is what I do for a living. It is lots of travel, lots, but I am of the supposing that this is a given, yes.

Also, I would say that generic reflex exercises can improve flight within a matter of weeks, but that is of my opinion.

[fancyaquaffle]

HAHAHA CARL WAS A JOKE BUT So, I guess I will call you Viktor Krum, as it's more comfortable, mate, really. Besides, That Bulgarian's an awful sort of nickname; too bloody ambiguous, that.

Well, um, the answer was... well, maybe I can narrow things down: I'm not familiar with the Eastern European circuit, so what kind of teams are you playing, what's their offense and defense like, what's your offence and defense like, &c. That way, you can answer my questions PROPERLY with good footing, I think.

Wow. Anything else? Would, say, dodging enchanted bludgers be advised?

[veeektor]

Well. The offense, it is good on our team, I think. Our defense, though, is arguably one of the better ones in our league, as we have of the good Beaters. They say that the Vultures, we are good in our division, but all professional teams are arugably good, except for maybe some teams down in Yugoslavia, but they are of the trying to get Quidditch up again after a very short try with Quodpot and native game whose name, it is unspellable to me.

Um, maybe perhaps dodging enchanted bludgers for practicing of agility is unnecessary and shows insanity, I think. You do this, Katie Bell? I would suggest stopping. You happy to be alive, yes, and not suicidal?

[fancyaquaffle]

WHAT. WHAT IF A FRIEND OF MINE ISN'T FANCY AND DOESN'T HAVE FANCY EQUIPMENT EXCEPT FOR ENCHANTED AND NOT-SO-WEIRDLY ENCHANTED BLUDGERS (SINCE THAT TERM'S REDUNDANT) AND THUS HAVE TO DODGE STUFF IN ORDER TO KEEP IN TOP FORM?

BECAUSE YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH I MAY NOT BE DOING THIS, MY FRIEND WHO IS IS NOT INSANE NOR SUICIDAL. DEFINITELY NOT. EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS SUFFERED FROM BROKEN NOSES AND CONCUSSIONS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.

THAT'S JUST DEVOTION, RIGHT.