Well. And here, I thought that romance was entirely lost in Hogwarts after that one time in third year (it was third year, wasn't it?) when that bloody idiot with the blonde pompadour who was teaching DADA at the time (Lockhart, oh yes! remember now, my mum was mad about him) had all of those valentines going about the school. I don't remember, ( Read more... )

Well, would you look at that. Viktor Krum -- Viktor Krum -- in our midst, mates, in our midst! Nice to see a bloody brilliant and professional Quidditch player out and about on the Natternet! Certainly, this has brought me some excitement; I've been bloody well deprived of any man Quidditch talk ever since I've gotten on this stick-in-the-hole ( Read more... )

ATTN: Current Gryffindor Quidditch

Way to go to Quidditch Hell in a handbasket, or from what it seems. (Which seems VERY LIKELY, NOT THAT I CAN SEE, WHAT BEING ALL OVER IN well never mind)

Also, sounds like the choices for a new Seeker are v. promising.

BUT IF THIS OTHER BOLLOCKS KEEPS UP. JUST SAYING.

I Uh, wa What?

Luna, it's good to hear that you're alright, what with being so close, I mean you could've gotten but you didn't and that is very good to hear and

but YOU WEASLEYS. ALL OF YOU. RON AND GINNY AND HARRY AND YES EVEN YOU FRED AND ESPECIALLY GEORGE YOU STILL HAVE THESE, TOO. really, it's time for you to pick these things up and say ( Read more... )

I don't think that the house has ever been so full before ( Read more... )

Ugh. I think I'm rotting by the day ( Read more... )

Ravenclaw vs. Hufflepuff is up and coming, and because Gryffindor's out of season, I'm betting on Ravenclaw. Hufflepuff's got a pair of strong Chasers, and a fair Keeper, but the overall talent definitely favours Ravenclaw. I've got ten galleons on the game, so Ravenclaw better win ( Read more... )

Well, my nose is healing. A bit crooked, but nothing worse, and other than that, I'm in splendid condition. My profile's fairly Roman-esque, with my nose's crooked state, and it's all fine and good, except that we're bloody banned from Quidditch. For the rest of the year.

I leave this year. This is my very last year at Hogwarts, and we're banned. ( Read more... )

Okay. I admit it. My finger twitched, I might have sneezed, but the fact remains that I "accidentally" tried to send a few scrubbing bubbles towards Snape's way. I mean, when I had a little bit of that sniffle, my wand hand flew out towards Snape and the sneeze just happened to might have maybe just a little sound like, "Slimy, greasy, icky, sticky ( Read more... )

Sure, everyone's talking about how Goyle looks, but have you smelled him? Whatever happened to him was compounded with this interesting scent that's a cross between air freshener, a bog, the Giant Squid, and the loo after Moaning Myrtle has a fit. Then again, it might be him by his lonesome and I was never able to notice because I never had any ( Read more... )