23 motherfuckers!

This was the text in a spam-virus email thing i got, i didn't change anything. it's weird, i kinda like it. i will call it a found poem ( Read more... )

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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 10, 2005, 850 N. MICHIGAN AVE STELLA MCCARTNEY BY H&M ( Read more... )

i got a new haircut, it's kinda like 'the rachel'.

did you know that with a brooch, 5 safety pins, and a black bra my stupid old navy bo-faux skirt tuns into a very lagerfeld-esque dressss. because it has a knee-length underlay i flip up the ruffly front and attach one edge to my bra wiht a brooch and the other at an angle to the other bra strap and then i just gather the sides to the back and ( Read more... )

I HATE MOSQUITOES!!!!!!!!! i want to set myself on fire and burn these motherfukcing itchy-itch itches off of my skin - i would rather have 3rd degree burns than these itchy-itch pink itches - at least then i could tell people to stop giving me the 3rd degree.

i just painted my toenails with a polish named 'cherries in the snow'. first of all, i actually wish that that my ginch was painted by a Polish boy named Wolchek ( Read more... )

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when you live in a trash can for tens years it starts
to get to your head. i got sent flowers but i don't
have any admirerers. everything is sharp like chinese fans.
i curled my hair over my one bad eye bad eye.
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i have only been to wal-mart a few times ( Read more... )