Hey, fandom_scruples...fandom_pillory here, obviously your evil twin. I post NC17 smut without even an LJ cut ( Read more... )

Lupercali asked, and Fanwank Avenger is nothing loathe to provide, especially to a fellow econ-sufferer in arms...

Also, have kink, must fulfill: who wants to write me really filthy, hot, Remus/Regulus?FOR NOW ( Read more... )

Oh, pottersues. How we love thy wank.

Fanwank Avenger is expanding! He now writes satire as well. Find his latest masterwork at

http://www.livejournal.com/users/pottersues/72349.html?thread=2101149

Good health and good wanking!

Ahhh, there is always a new wank. Fanwank Avenger has only to be patient, and the wank shall come to him. This one comes to us from Heidi8's journal and thereabouts, and as Fanwank Avenger loffs the Pink, he has posted his latest for her.

This pairing was at the request of imochan. Poor bugger will have to wait for the "Harry's POV" sequel, though ( Read more... )

Musesfool is a sensible person, and Fanwank Avenger lives to reward sensible people! Especially when they describe gossip as illicit sex -- everyone wants to do it, but nobody wants to get caught ( Read more... )

Fanwank Avenger FEARS NO SHIP!

By request of Milady Heidi8, it is THE DRACO/SIRIUS!

How You TasteThere was a similar shape to their faces, Draco supposed, and something about the lips; the resemblance ended there. Draco knew full well that he had taken after the Malfoys, and rightly so. Even Narcissa hated the Blacks ( Read more... )

Never fear! The Fanwank Avenger continues to be here.

He has also been busy today, and has friended those who have been so kind as to friend him. Now he has upon his agenda for the day a Sirius/Draco requested by heidi8 as per last night's continuewank(tm).

But do not worry -- the Fanwank Avenger shall say nothing about twats or creeks of shit! He ( Read more... )

And again ( Read more... )

The actions of our esteemed friend, fandombitches -- whose journal has yet again been deleted; fandombitches have, apparently, an incredibly thin skin and when faced with homosexual orgies they flee to the troll hills -- are part of a rash of recent, anonymous attempts in the Harry Potter fandom to spread resentment, homophobia and poor grammar. Oh fandom! ( Read more... )

Fandom_Pillory: Ass-raping Snape/Dumbledore = OTP of champions ( Read more... )