The Bulgarian judge gives you a 9.135 because the level of difficulty was too low for a world competition wank.
This is a very pretty one, though, particularly the "you're responsible for my actions" angle, which is always entertaining. Irresponsible, stupid, misguided and wrong, but entertaining nonetheless.
Because I am human and male and surging hormones make living decently very hard at times.
That's funny, my husband was your age once, and he didn't have a problem living decently. Of course, if you're convinced that a harmless activity like getting turned on and masturbating is dangerous and indecent, then there's no talking to you about anything.
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*fangirls* "the heaving bosom of Ginny" -- best. phrase. evaaaar.
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The Bulgarian judge gives you a 9.135 because the level of difficulty was too low for a world competition wank.
This is a very pretty one, though, particularly the "you're responsible for my actions" angle, which is always entertaining. Irresponsible, stupid, misguided and wrong, but entertaining nonetheless.
Because I am human and male and surging hormones make living decently very hard at times.
That's funny, my husband was your age once, and he didn't have a problem living decently. Of course, if you're convinced that a harmless activity like getting turned on and masturbating is dangerous and indecent, then there's no talking to you about anything.
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