I'm kinda disappointed, to be honest. I mean, if pr0n doesn't make me tear my clothes off and hump everything in sight, I'm obviously doing something wrong. I think I must reading something different from fandom_scruples.
I am curious, fandom_scruples, what are your thoughts on harlequin romances? you know the ones, sold in bookstores and grocery markets for all the world to pick up and read?
before you answer, I would suggest you get one and read it, then internalize what exactly it is doing to the women in the stories.
then tell me that NC-17 Harry Potter fics warp minds.
there's a whole big world out there, bub. I suggest you get out in it.
You bet. I mean, when Lovecraft wrote about the Old Ones, he was merely making a prophetic metaphor for Fandom Wank and all the naughty residents of Pornish Pixies...
Because I am human and male and surging hormones make living decently very hard at times.
There's a very nice and simple way to deal with said surging hormones.
It's called 'masturbation'.
Give it a try, sometimes. A nice orgasm or two might make you feel better. Later, we can work on the next step: Sharing your knowledge with someone you love, or at least someone you like enough to allow them to see you naked.
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And to fandom_scruples: OMG ur such an ass get oevr yuosrlef!!111111!11
So basically, dude, shut up. In today's world, morality's a word you only hear tossed around in elections.
/end half-snark.
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I'm kinda disappointed, to be honest. I mean, if pr0n doesn't make me tear my clothes off and hump everything in sight, I'm obviously doing something wrong. I think I must reading something different from fandom_scruples.
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before you answer, I would suggest you get one and read it, then internalize what exactly it is doing to the women in the stories.
then tell me that NC-17 Harry Potter fics warp minds.
there's a whole big world out there, bub. I suggest you get out in it.
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heh. You said "hard". Snigger.
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You feel threatened by The Great Vagina of Fandom. That's... kind of predictable.
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There's a very nice and simple way to deal with said surging hormones.
It's called 'masturbation'.
Give it a try, sometimes. A nice orgasm or two might make you feel better. Later, we can work on the next step: Sharing your knowledge with someone you love, or at least someone you like enough to allow them to see you naked.
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