The weather was perfect and the lawn was set up for the best damn party. Didja hear that, newbies? This is the best it'll ever get! The best. So, you might as well pack up right now and go home.
Or hang out and enjoy it.
The latter is probably your best bet.
[Please wait for OCD is up! This is part one of the picnic, specifically for meeting
siblings,
roommates, and
teachers. The rest of the picnic is happening
here and
here, in an effort to keep browsers from breaking for as long as possible.]