The Perk, Friday

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was working at the Perk today. No, not working as in 'writing a novel in public so people can see him' or 'sitting around, contemplating how terrible his life really was'. He was working as a barista.

How did this happen, one might ask.

FangirlsHe wasn't seeing anything strange about his new job, sadly. He was just glaring at the milk

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Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara was in the Perk because of the things that was worth coming back to Fandom for, getting coffee was the ones that could happen in a comm public without repercussions.

"Coffee." Someone was just as cheerful and polite as Derek today.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

"You don't say," Derek replied dryly. Oh god, don't let the fans see them be surly at each other. The shipping... the shipping...

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

"You're behind the counter so I assume you know how to make it." No, Cara, don't be snarky, the fans couldn't tell it apart from flirty.

Maybe they'd wipe themselves out in the flame war about getting rid of two canon queer ships for a het one? (The one about whether Sterek was canon would wipe out any stragglers.)

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

It would be an endless, bloody battle. Cerek? Dara? Dara sounded best.

"I do when people know how to order it," Derek shot back.

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

Both were better sounding than Carreal or Sura. Oh, yeah, they went there.

"I gave you an order. You must just have trouble following." Well, that's just going to end in A/B/O femdom fic (and tears), Cara.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

"Want to pick a size or should I just surprise you?" He was going to surprise you, Cara. With his love.

We'd say 'dick' here, but lets be real. We all know who the dominant partner here is.

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

"Like you could ever surprise me?" She knew your kind, Derek, you had a picture in the dictionary next to 'bratty sub'.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

It was all part if his charm!

"Is that so?"

Guys, are you going to keep up the flirtatious banter that the fans love or is someone going to actually get their coffee?

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

At this rate? Probably not.

"I know exactly what size you'd pick." Because overcompensating.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

"What size is that?" Grande. Say grande!

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

"Grande." This weekend, the narrative got what the narrative wanted. "Though whether it'd be enough to satisfy me..."

You were just making it worse, Cara.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

It was all innuendo all the time here!

"I think I can manage," Derek replied smugly. Because of werewolf reasons. RRAWR.

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

Down, boy.

"We'll see about that." Cara, whose girlfriend was going to laugh and laugh at her when this was all over, raised a mocking eyebrow.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

Prepare yourself, Cara.

Derek's insane eyebrows shot up at the challenge before he got to work concocting something that probably sounded delicious in the author's head, but was pretty gross in reality.

And there was even foam art of a wolf on it. Check that subtle shit out.

Re: Place an Order!

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara had just wanted a plain, strong coffee when she'd walked in. Now, however, Derek's terrifying awesome creation was exactly what she'd been planning to order. Curse you, fangirls.

She licked at the foam art, which was totally seductive and not at all ridiculous. "However did you know I like my coffee like I like my men." Hot, wolfy, and whipped.

Re: Place an Order!

[justlurkinghere]

"I know how to please a woman," Derek replied, voice somehow gravely and deep rather than his usual voice. Because people seem to think brooding loners need to sound like they gargle gravel. With whiskey.