The car Dan's driving whilst the body shop pieces his cobra back together is a grampa-mobile. I love it. Trunk space. What a frigging concept. And for some reason, it makes him want to drive BELOW the speed limit, which sends me into fits of giggles, because no matter how hard I try, I can't make him slow down in the stang.

Yay for grampa-

1. All grandmothers are lovable.
2. All babies are adorable.
3. All cats are snuggly.
4. Sad things shouldn't be written about.
5. Stories must be told in linear, unvarying order.

It's a class of very strange people. I might have to kill them.

My goodness. I really am the worst journaller ever. Sigh.

When shwimming with friendlies, goggles would prevent red-eye. Also, I think I would probably spend a lot of time underwater looking for people to be covertly disgusting, and then pop up and whisper loudly, "That GUY over THERE apparently has some sort of GROIN ISSUE," which would entertain me ( Read more... )

I hate losing. Especially when I am simultaneously in second and last place. It does not help that people who were not judges but could have been said I should have won. Stupid awards crumbling my self esteem. I bet I won't be allowed to reapply. This is me, with the glass half empty.

Whinywhinywhinewhine.

I think I'm falling out of love with Xanga. Too many morons. It seems fewer morons like Livejournal - however, that would just be because I wasn't all whorish with the subscribing to people's pages on Livejournal. Selectivity: it's a good thing ( Read more... )

from coffee and uterine sloughing and blind fury. Oh, I'm also embarrassed about the blind fury.

I wrote lovely limericks about Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah, and no one appreciated them, especially the nutty bunnies who cite S&G as indication of a moral imperative from god. HA!

I do believe I am hopelessly damned.

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that is making me really nervous about the American election (which is never a particularly happy topic for me) is the weirdly high proportion of liberal-types who seem to be ADAMANTLY against Bush but rather apathetic in the actually voting department. This makes me FRET. The voters (and those saying, "Yay! Go vote!" are all rapid Bush-ites. ( Read more... )