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FUCKING COME ON!
Last weekend, I got FUCKING CANED!
I was deejaying at Dance Accademy for the first time ever! It was a fucking right laugh! The punters needed cheering up with all the London attacks an all, so I suprised them with a bootlegged copy of this...
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I see nothing wrong with a bit of bump and grind.
Today I went to a fancy dress party! It was a student one too because they were celebrating finishing their exams and all. I went as R Kelly cos I was being ironic see! Talking about ironic...
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I am now a changed man.
Ladies and gentleman, I have something to tell you that may shock you. Now, my name has been associated with sleaze, booze and date rape, but what I am about to say washes those words out of the water. Here it is..
Last night, I found God.
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Fuck me last night was a laugh
Man I feel like I've just had a punch up with Mohammed Ali in Cryoden Fish And Chip Shop lol ( Read more... ) -
Fucking hell.
Man, this journal has seen less action than Molly Holly and Anne Widdacombe's cuntholes combined. A month this hasn't been updated, A MONTH ( Read more... ) -
Today I did something a bit strange...
Just eariler, I played a hilarious April Fools joke on my aunty eariler. She was getting ready for her shower and I decided to...well, see for yourselves.
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You know something
I'm getting sick and tired of everyone praising that utter fat cockmunch, Peter Kay. That song he mimes is sooooooo fucking crap, but idiots (ie; the British General public) will buy this stuff anyways. Its time to put this to rest, and I am that man to kill this whole mess.
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