HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JARED!

What's your theme song? You can't say Secret Agent Man because I've stolen it.

Alright, George W is in Mobile Alabama to (and I quote) "Comfort people"... honestly, if I lived there and I saw his shining juvenile face walking towards me, I would immediately burst into tears and know full well that all hope is lost. Oh wait, I've felt like that anyway with that man in office.

Happy belated to Lollipopmilitia!

Some dude just tried to hang himself from the tree right next door. The cops were everywhere, paramedics... awesome. I heart CT.

Your Slanguage Profile
Aussie Slang: 75%New England Slang: 75%Prison Slang: 50%British Slang: 25%Canadian Slang: 25%Southern Slang: 0%Victorian Slang: 0%

What Slanguage Do You Speak?

I am so ashamed. How is it I speeak more NEW ENGLAND slang, than British?! Screw the fact that I'm living there!!!

Happy belated to Sorsha. Sorry, honey. I never get on this thing anymore. LOVE YOU!!!

To those of you who don't own it, go out and buy the soundtrack to Hedwig and the Angry Inch now. I mean it. I'm ordering you to do so.

And to those of you who already own it, listen to it.

Alright, who did what to the clouds to make them cry? Not cool, guys. As we all know from the winter months, clouds are temperamental as all hell.