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For all of you Lord of the Rings fans, this is for you. It's stupid, but funny.

http://www.thecliffcomics.com/pictures/mordor.gif

However, Mordread isn't allowed to see it. Because he introduced me to it a while ago. So no looking, Mordread.

Yo, someone give me a million dollars. Now.

So, my nephew was finally born on Thursday. Took the kid long enough. His cord was wrapped around his neck, causing his heart to stop several times, but, they got it going, and he's fine now. Yay. He is one beautiful little guy. I'm a happy aunt.

Here's a little writing assignment for those of you who love to write, have too much time on your hands, or are just morbid (like me). Alright, last night my good friend Anne-Marie told me about an assignment she had to do. She had to write an obituary. So, she wrote mine. I loved it. According to her, I will die at the age of 97, which happens to ( Read more... )

Happy birthday, daddy... or Dunncan... whichever you prefer.

I wish I was one of the hookers in Sin City. Wow. God damn. That movie was FUCKING AWESOME.

I am now officially pouting.

STUPID F@*KING MACHINERY!!! GODDAMN IT!!!

Yeah. I'm disappointed.

I had this dream the other night that I was talking to various god's (who took thier shape in clouds) without heads, and they all flipped me off. I thought it was rather funny. To have various god's with no heads flipping me off.

Yay.

Here is the result of your Renaissance Purity Test ( Read more... )