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[fantasmo]

what if, when the red sox win the world series, the world slowly starts to crumble and everything falls apart? what if the reason for the red sox winning is that God took a lunch break and forgot to keep inflicting eternal disappointment and defeat on the team? if God really wanted the red sox to win, he would have had them win in a more dramatic

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[enickmatic]

No Jim. You got it all wrong.

See I made a deal with my dad that if the Red Sox win the World Series this year, he'll take me out of my adoption agency and we'll be a real family again!

And because I'm such a good soul and pray every night, God got involved through divine intervention and planted angels in the outfield, just like in the movie!

God, Jim.

[penny_king]

my mom said the same thing regarding the idea that if the Red Sox win, it's a sign that John Kerry will win.

[fantasmo]

i really wish the houston astros had beat the cardinals and went to the world series instead. then it would be texas vs. massachussets for both baseball and the election.

[momanddadimgay]

yeah man

[fantasmo]

what?!?1?!?!?

[perfect_weather]

extra innings.

not the ninth

[shimmerchick5]

you're wrong. you predicted when the Cubs will win the world series. that, my friend, will be amazing/armaggedon.