on my birthday-->
susan: caitlin, I would just like to tell you that you look very pretty today.
mom: hhahahaha.

at lunch-->
me: mom, I told you we could just split it, i never finish what i order. I just don't eat anymore.
mom: ohhh god. your not anorexic are you? i can't deal with that right now.

later at lunch--->
me: oh mom, some civil rights group ( Read more... )

within 15 minutes of seeing her:

me: oh, uncle brad, i was going to apply yo UCLA, but the deadline passed....bummer

grandma: you don't actually entertain hopes of getting into UCLA?

me: oh.....well, i didn't apply, so its not really an issue.....

grandma: but you actually think you would get in? no no...

my grandma goes to my cousins 3rd grade class ( Read more... )

go ahead have white pride. everyones entitled to their own opinion even if i don't agree with it. but OH MY GOD.

okay. i try really hard to not hate people for having different opinions from me. i do. because i figure that no one can really decide whats right vs whats wrong, its just something you have to decide for yourself.

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why is sweden the best country in the world?

i don't think i could have imagined a better trip (so far. the second part has started a bit rocky. but all will be fine)

skor!

ps. all they play here is nelly furtado.

pps. i'm not in europe and on livejournal. we are in the airport. we got here at 6 am. our flight. is at....12. nothing else to do.

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i have the same birthday as. janice dickinson. larry the cable guy. michael jordan. lou diamond phillips. denise richards. and. paris hilton.

i like to think we all have something in common.

what a shitty night.

40 bucks and five hours so i could take 30 balls in the cages.

whackkkk

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if you could drop out of school right now and pursue a career. any career. what would it be?

(and this is why if we all didn't go to school and just did what we loved the world would be a happier place)

(except that is the least logical plan there could ever be. but we'll just pretend)