My mom is taking me being here really well.

I don't know how to feel about this.

I think she's going to try and interrogate me though.

Wow there's about a billion Akihara's in the directory.

Akihara guy. The Dragon Kid. Midget. Shorty. I forget your first name. Materialize. Appear. Show up.

Do something, I think I'm starting to get a heart murmur here.

Jesus Christ I hate forks.

Can I go back to the future now, please, whatever is doing this?

I already got a copy of Dokapon Kingdom so I don't have to shell out two hundred dollars USD for it in the future, so can I go back?

Welp, off the ceiling.

time for revenge.

...

It's always something, isn't it.

..2009. hooboy.