Today, like the good employee I am, I pulled all our Barbie books down from the shelf because the girl who wanted them would clearly not be able to reach ( Read more... )

I'm a baaaaaaaad boy ( Read more... )

I have a date for this Friday night.

"Ex-exterminator lost in Outback survives on bugs"

Well, if the restaurant is so damn big that someone can get lost, it's no wonder there's bugs! They oughta just shut the place down!

My Latest Online Dating Escapades: I discovered the profile of a nice lady who listed among her interests, "throwing food together".

My heart jumped... then I realized what she really meant. Dammit.

Who was your FIRST prom date ( Read more... )

I have never seen this show. Perhaps that has something to do with it.

Your results:
You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
75%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
50%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
45%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
45%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
45%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
40%
River (Stowaway)
35%
Alliance
35%
Inara ( Read more... )

"RACHAEL RAY AD PULLED AS PUNDIT SEES TERROR LINK"

It's true. Any ad featuring Rachael Ray is terrifying.

"JUDGE APPROVES MADONNA'S ADOPTION".

Wish someone would adopt me at age 50. Hell, I wish someone would adopt me at 39.

So if you've wondered why I haven't been posting much, there's just not that much excitement in my life right now. To wit ( Read more... )