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farkinidjot

For the record

Jul 18, 2007 19:45

I will not be reading the next HP book immediately. After Forrest finishes the copy his mother has ordered for him, I will be reading it.

In the meantime, if anyone spoils it for me, I'm going to pull your small intestine out through your nose and use it to hang you from a tree. I'm then going to use your left leg to beat you like a pinata.

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thetruesatan July 19 2007, 03:43:58 UTC

Well, I heard that the big surprise at the end is that Harry and Voldemort become gay lovers. Brings a new meaning to the whole "magic wand" thing.

Good luck with not getting any spoilers.... you'll need it.

farkinidjot July 19 2007, 04:25:24 UTC

It'd be a better surprise if they turned out to be hetero lovers. :)

I'm very good at avoiding spoilers. So long as no one directly mentions it to me, or puts it before a cut, I'll be fine. Thanks, though.

snackpants July 19 2007, 04:23:12 UTC

Darth Vader is Luke's father!

farkinidjot July 19 2007, 04:26:34 UTC

NO WAY!!! Next you're going to ask me to believe that Bush actually won a national election, and we all know that's not true.

lisamartin July 19 2007, 10:59:40 UTC

Dude, I love it when you talk all sexy ;)

Oh and btw, everybody, even all the pets, the Dursley's and their flower bushes, DIES at the end. Just like Hamlet. But with less iambic pentameter.

*phbttt* :)

farkinidjot July 19 2007, 11:03:37 UTC

Just remember to use your cuts over the next couple of weeks, and we'll all be fine. I'm sure that Tom would consider anything that happened to be justifiable, if you don't. :-P

They all die in a horrible wand misfire caused when it is discovered that Fawkes is actually just a large turkey, and thus his feather has no power, right?

fionathecelt July 19 2007, 12:48:38 UTC

I know Brian would agree. He ordered his copy from Amazon and he won't get it til probably a week after everyone else.

brian_dare July 19 2007, 15:03:15 UTC

OK, let's make a pact -

If anyone give either of us spoilers, we will rush to the defense of the other, assisting in the grevious, bodily harm that will ensue!

I pre-ordered from Amazon, but since I didn't overnight, I won't have it for a while. And if I get spoilers from anyone, vengence will be swift!