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tankhandsftw in farmbasket

Jul 31, 2011 01:42

[this morning is heralding by STR lobbing a fridge. Out through a wall.

And the fridge in question?]

"I don't blame you!"

[WHUD]

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pimpsaw July 31 2011, 00:45:32 UTC

[well there goes the TV out the window (in two pieces, naturally)]

[and the coffee maker too just for the hell of it]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:47:10 UTC

...This world is more tiresome than I thought it was.

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 00:48:28 UTC

Oh? Did I overestimate your patience?

[sticks King Saw through the microwave]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:49:24 UTC

There is a difference between patience and sitting doing nothing.

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 00:50:50 UTC

I had no idea. [whirls around and chops the lamp in half]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:52:00 UTC

...Well? What do you suggest?

[yes she really is that out of ideas]

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 00:53:01 UTC

Destroy everything.

[slices through the blender that protests]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:53:39 UTC

With the intent to attract attention? [SHE ASSUMES]

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 00:54:54 UTC

Of course not. Simply to eliminate the sources of annoyance. [aaaa well now they don't have an oven anymore]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:55:33 UTC

...

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:55:41 UTC

[WELL WHY THE HELL NOT]

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 00:57:44 UTC

[awwwwwyeah]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 00:59:08 UTC

[there is a freezer]

"Don't you think you should have second thoughts about this?!"

[there is no longer a freezer]

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 01:01:29 UTC

"W-w-w-w-wait-"

[the clock, along with the wall, is now RUBBLE]

tankhandsftw July 31 2011, 01:04:23 UTC

[see that kettle?]

"What did we ever do to-"

[CRUNCH. Me neither.]

pimpsaw July 31 2011, 01:07:39 UTC

[wow that ceiling fan looks rather flimsy]

"You crazy bi-"

[... yep.]

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