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[farmhandhero]

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[Voice//Common]

-der what this does. ...Huh. I guess nothing. [Chip chip chip, click click.] Strange. [Clack, his voice moves further away

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[Audio]

[wheres_my_puppy]

[PING. PINGPINGPING.

Oh goddess, you wouldn't believe the effort it takes to come off sounding only mildly curious.]

...Is this a voice I know?

[Audio]

[farmhandhero]

[A VOICE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE. A vaguely familiar one, too, though it's been some time and the one he's more used to was much higher. Still, only one person has ever been able to do that and-

No. You calm down. Deep breath; answering to the...empty space of his room.]

That would depend on who's asking.

[Audio]

[wheres_my_puppy]

...Pick up the little box, Mr. Hero.

[This totally isn't a blind shot in the dark. She's certain it's you--

She'll be crushed if it isn't you.]

[Audio]

[farmhandhero]

[He picks up the little box, but no he's not letting himself hope yet. He did that for a year and it got old real, real fast.]

...what is this?

[oblique_wisdom]

[Zelda's only vaguely matter-of-fact. This person sounds a little clueless. Perhaps.]

...I would recommend carrying it with you. It is a very useful implement in acquiring knowledge on the ship and its passengers. It also allows the rest of us to be informed of your status--if you so choose.

[Audio]

[farmhandhero]

[That voice and that speech pattern is...very, very familiar. Could it-

It's not that farfetched, all things considered. Crazy schemes tended to involve them both, right? Right. Probably. ...best to ask.]

...Your Majesty?

[Audio]

[oblique_wisdom]

[She distinctly pauses. That's not something she hears often--if ever.]

...Beg pardon?

[Come to think of it...]

Who is this?

[Audio]

[farmhandhero]

...Link, Your Majesty. If...that's indeed with whom I'm speaking. [Link always speaks slowly around Zelda, making sure to construct his sentences properly. He'd been raised in Ordon and still found himself slipping into casual speech patterns unless actively paying attention to what he's saying.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Hey there, kiddo. You're on board the Elegante and I'm First Mate Kage. Our destination is the Golden Shore, so until we reach it, your job is to kick back and relax. You got any questions, ask away.

Welcome aboard.

[Audio]

[farmhandhero]

[Oh boy. He's definitely not in the right mindset for this right now.]

...I don't think I understand, but thank you. I'll have to find you later for questions.

[shenghuanzhe]

Uh-huh. I'll keep the comm plastered t'my fuckin' ear in case Link, Hero'a Fuckin' Around With Swords decides he can fit the First Mate into his schedule.

[farmhandhero]

...suit yourself. [Definitely not finding him later, then.]

[ttlyisabard]

I think Lika is right ... people come here every week.

Hello there ... Link? My name is Katherine. I have been listening to your conversations, sorry if I should not have. Everything you say over the communicators are public unless you lock them. So do not be alarmed, I do not know you ... though from what I understand from what I listened to of you and Princess Zelda, I do know your ancestor or previous life ... what ever it is.

If there are things you need to know, I might be able to help. The ship is really a mystery to us, but I believe people should not be lied to.

Welcome. If you can forget about the kidnapping ... it is a pleasant ride, really.

[farmhandhero]

Yes- thank you, but-

...the Hero of Time really is here? On this ship, right now?

[ttlyisabard]

Yeah. I have met him. He's a young kid, like ten or eleven? Blond hair, pointed ears, wears a green tunic ... is that what he looks like in the legends?

[farmhandhero]

[TEN?!]

The...legends actually don't say. They're very vague. Eleven?

[pimp_hat]

Joor weapons been taken mon. Ain't gonna get dem unless da boat be attacked. Gonna have to impruhvise till den.

[farmhandhero]

So I've been hearing. That's a...shame, I guess is one way to put it.

[pimp_hat]

Yeah, not bein' armed on boat full of loonies and killahs be a damn shame.

[Kevas is certain he's heard this voice before. In fact, it sounds like Link, but he's already on the boat. So who the hell is this?]

[farmhandhero]

Loonies and killers? I'm guessing you're not referring to the crew, then. [Or not JUST the crew. Maybe just that Kage fellow.]