Greetings LJ:

Good to see that you still exist.

-Csere

I've been neglecting this thing for the past few months. I mean, I've posted a bunch of random jokes and news articles, but no actual entries of substance in quite some time. So here's a quick update.

As you can see, I have changed my LiveJournal profile in preparation for May 22, when Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is released. ( Read more... )

 Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story ( Read more... )

http://www.asylum.com/gallery/20-vintage-breakfast-cereals-that-would-disturb-todays-youth/691432/

Link to article

This is partcularly significant because I thought he was dead for the longest time. Thanks to Andrew for breaking the news to me.

RIP Charlton Heston.

 Kansan Says She Didn't Want To Leave Bathroom; Boyfriend Finally Called Cops

(AP) A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time he called police had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said.

"She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory ( Read more... )

Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, say U.S. troops

By Mohammed Abbas

FALLUJA, Iraq (Reuters) - Hollywood action star Chuck Norris, known for his martial arts prowess and tough-guy image, has become a cult figure among the U.S. military in Iraq and an unlikely hero for some in Iraq's security forces.

A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a ( Read more... )

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental ( Read more... )

HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro said on Tuesday that he will not return to lead the country as president, retiring as head of state 49 years after he seized power in an armed revolution.

Castro, 81, said in a statement to the country that he would not seek a new presidential term when the National Assembly meets on February 24.

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 It's getting to that point where I really need to start doing homework religiously, but I can't quite bring myself to do it just yet ( Read more... )