do you not see my doormat?

[farrah]

Hi, solicitor.  No, I don't care what your selling, or if your church is recruiting members.  I don't care if you're selling magazines and trying to score as many "points" as you can so you can get that great trip to Hawaii.  I don't care that you're a poor college student.  If you're poor, drop out and get a job

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[cure_rocker]

i hate solicitors. those weird religious groups always choose us, very early too.

i bet your dogs scare the shit outta them hehe

[farrah]

We have a cable company in our area that sends us a ton of junk mail, and just started going door to door to ask what kind of cable service everyone had. Of course he stopped at my house and must have rang our doorbell like A BILLION TIMES before I finally answered -- with my growling, 100 pound dog by my side.

He never, ever came back. xD Funny, he could barely speak!

[olemiss626]

You must have alot of solicitors...how about selling girlscout cookies? ;)

[farrah]

Mmm... cookies. I swear, Thin Mints will always get much love from me.

"What's that? What're they selling?"
"Um... looks like Girl Scout cookies."
"Wh-WHAT?! TURN THE CAR AROUND! *SCREECH*"