Fash is UPDATING ( Read more... )

Due to massive brain haemorrhaging because of my......total lack of gaps ..........in my last rant and the beatings and........smacked arse i suffered because of it, i shall now rant ( Read more... )

Hmm, how does one begin such a thing? Do you take off your shoe, and place a cabbage on your ear? Or does it have something to do with the funny little green man that just happens to follow me around everywhere I go. Damn that gub-gub, him and his pot o' gold. I don't care about the riches anymore, I just want to eat west, south of the border… down ( Read more... )

Fucking humanity ( Read more... )

Don'tca just love Fairy Tales???????????


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Perhaps longer ( Read more... )

It has arrived ( Read more... )

Ahh, another lazy day of doing jack squat. My mind wanders and I think I may be going slightly mad. He he he..he..he he. But, hey it’s fun. What’s that you say?.. You said” Well on the other hand”, but stopped mid-sentence after a comet smited him far off the face of the plant. The plant was pleased, for finally getting rid of that dam word mark ( Read more... )

Ahhhh... nothing like a good soak in chickpeas ass juices.. hmmmm.. frothy...

Hows your hair day going people? i'm all frizzed out as usual... HIPPY!!!

Fear not, brave viewer... my fight with the neo-monkey-type-henchmen of clitty rail continues unabated. oh they shall feel my wrath on there brain meats.. so help me jebus....

JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody buttons ( Read more... )