Fucking Labradors; I knew it! Those fucking beady little eyes!!!

[fat_pigeon]

Apparently the Melbourne police have decided that since the Chapel St experiment with sniffer dogs in nightclub queues was so successful it's the turn of the city next

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[snowflache]

ARGH!!!!!!!!! ok.... im developing a fear of dogsd right about now.... gonna suck for people who accidently spill it on themselves and the like.... but is there a way to package your goods so there is another oder covering the one the puppy is looking for.... that or a quick kick to the snout... i know its harsh.... but.... you or them :P

[cun7mas7er]

I'm gonna start bathing in my dogs urine to confuse them.

[fat_pigeon]

*curses overactive imagination*

Damn you now I'm going to have to trade in my brain AGAIN!

Love Dan

[pwcca]

at least it will get the drugs off the street and into people's noses where they belong! :)

but, come on, on topic of hygiene and the goth scene - the dogs wont be able to control themselves!

[plastic_kitten]

so we are all going to have to carry shmackkos around with us.. the doggie looks at you, the cops come in.. and you innocently say

"oh, it must be this Shakko in my pocket, i braught it along with me just incase your nice doggie was hungry.. drugs? noo.. i dont do them, but you know how dogs go whakko for shmakkos"

then you fucking run ;P

XX

[renee_sometimes]

brings a new meaning to 'guide dogs' doesn't it?

funnily enough i heard a radio news report the other day on the radio:

"people have a misconception about drug dealers, they think they just hang out at the clubs, when REALLY they are dealing from home or driving around in their BMW's" - end quote.

i rest my case.