All eyes on the calendar ( Read more... )

this journal is dead. i have a new one, email me: spidersacrossthestars at gmail dot com. or if you know me, just ask me. der.

me: i've seen two really gross bugs in my apartment
brother: really... i thought just one really big one lived there
me: You are so mean! lol that was a good one though
brother: lol it definitely was a good one. hey guess what?
me: what?
brother: i have strep throat... can i come over and lick all of your silverware?
me: NO!did i mention he's ( Read more... )

me: i cant believe its 4pm already. i havent showered or dressed or anything really.
phil: me neither.
phil: i still feel like a condom
me: haaa
phil: hands smell like it too
me: raunchy!

and now i'm going to go shower.