The Best Hate Chemistry Valentine’s Day Poem EVER
Oxygen I hate you.
Potassium smells like poo.
Bromide, go jump off a mountain.
Chlorine tastes like a water fountain.
Sodium is a retard.
Iodine is a piece of lard.
Carbon should get hit by a car.
Correction: All of them should get hit by a car.
THE END.
Duh.
<3 Elaina
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