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fatalblow

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass. He dares it to grow...

Mar 21, 2006 10:40

hahaha... after reading Alison's post yesterday, I couldn't stop with the Chuck Norris jokes. I love them so much.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.Love it... anyways, so I'm waiting for my tax refund check to show up because I need to go shopping for prom shoes in a big way. And then I need to find a date. But I ( Read more... )

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mickeybebe93 March 21 2006, 22:10:30 UTC

don't forget about tastee freez :)

superskamaster March 23 2006, 20:37:00 UTC

wait! is it time to start applying already?!

stareyoudown March 24 2006, 00:25:11 UTC

Ha. Jill did my application for me. *pffft*

superskamaster March 24 2006, 15:41:11 UTC

so that means i should go apply now then?

stareyoudown March 24 2006, 00:24:26 UTC

I forgot to tell you this earlier - due to a severe lack-of-desire-to-do-laundry crisis, I had no clean jeans to wear today. BUT THEN! I remembered you gave me that one pair of Abercrombie jeans that didn't fit you right while I was home, so I threw those on and ran out the door.

Well. From the knee downward, the flare in them is much more dramatic than I had initially realized, and the sound of the loose denim on one leg hitting the loose demin on the other leg whenever I walk anywhere in a quiet place is driving me insane. So now I've taken to walking like I just had too much rough sex got off a horse.

Thnx.

stareyoudown March 24 2006, 00:26:52 UTC

"hahaha... after reading Alison's post yesterday, I couldn't stop with the Chuck Norris jokes."

It dawned on me just now that most people will probably be like "Huh? What post?"

*wink*

fatalblow April 3 2006, 15:47:13 UTC

you don't have to cover it up... you know that you and mike are ANIMALS!!!!