VOICE • 3

[fatassery]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAH GODDAMN TURKEY.

It is Thanksgiving and ah am supposed to feast. 'ey, ginger bitch. If you're gonna be mah servant, you should make like a hoe and go make some food!! Ah want turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, corn, and apple pah.

If you burn it this time ah sweah to gahd ah will kick you in the vagina.

... Seruhsly.

Comments

[crimsonchainsaw]

Enjoy my darling~

[fatassery]

... What is that.

[crimsonchainsaw]

Don't you love it?~ I poured my love into this! And a pound of salt

So eat up or Herr Major will be most disappointed~

[fatassery]

You burned the skin. That's the best-- You burned the whole goddamn turkey!! You can stick that piece of crap up your ass for all I care 'cause it is not made with love.

[haruishere]

Hahi! You can't say that to a lady!

[fatassery]

... Why not.

[haruishere]

Eh? Because It's mean!

[firecandyleo]

Aren't you so fucking spoiled?

[fatassery]

That isn't my problem.

[firecandyleo]

It can be, someday. If I was that chick I'd have already beaten you up near death.

[garotamalandro]

Fatty, hitting someone in the vagina doesn't hurt as much as hitting someone in the balls; you know that, right?

[fatassery]

Well--

[fatassery]

Well.

[fatassery]

Yes it does!! You even fucking bleed from there.

[chocogun]

Get your fat ass up and do it yourself.

[fatassery]

That isn't my job, smart ass.

[chocogun]

Things only get done right if you do them yourself. Else you can whine all the fuck you want, the turkey will still be shit.