Not vulgar enough? Is there something I'm missing or something I should fix? say it all here. comments are screened, anon is enabled, and ip logging is off! any concrit would be greatly appreciated!

as a reminder, eric can be (if not, all the time) extremely vulgar and racist. that's just how he is, and that's just how south park roles. if he ( Read more... )

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAH GODDAMN TURKEY.

It is Thanksgiving and ah am supposed to feast. 'ey, ginger bitch. If you're gonna be mah servant, you should make like a hoe and go make some food!! Ah want turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, corn, and apple pah.

If you burn it this time ah sweah to gahd ah will kick you in the vagina.

... Seruhsly.

[ at first, eric's just staring at the screen, just before noticing it was on and working. giving an irritated sigh, he rolls and closes his eyes, typing something onto his key board and hitting enter. ]

I'm so bored, you guys.

[ he obviously thinks people care-- but! since he doesn't have any of his "friends" here to bother and make lives miserable ( Read more... )

Now this is a pirate paradise-- no Clahd to cry and be a pussy, no Kahl to call the government and get mah crew killed again, and no fucking rules to ruin everything! Piraceh can finally be mah second calling in laif ( Read more... )