[A. Action - 945 Beulah]
[She's tall, busty, redheaded and humanoid. And she's just scooped you up in a big, warm hug.]
[B. Action - General Store]
[There's a tall redhead with wolf ears and a tail in the store arguing heatedly with the drone clerk. She has a box of dog biscuits in one hand and is waving money in the other. The drone... is
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... What are you doing? [Directed at the drone, not at you, Arf.]
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Dogs aren't allowed in the store. It's unsanitary. Please take your pet outside and keep control of it.
[Yeah that just makes Arf start to growl in the back of her throat and grab the broom.]
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But she doesn't... [But then she looks at Arf in surprise!] Ah! You shouldn't do that... um, I'll pay for the food, if you want me to...
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[The clerk starts tugging on the broom.]
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Miss. If you'll allow me.
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Here you go. You know the drones here are a bit nuts sometimes miss. Even if this is a bit nuts for them.
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Thank you. Let me reimburse you. I hate being treated like a dog.
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Want me t' shoot th' clerk fer ya?
*100% not joking.*
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[She growls her words out, not even realizing Sniper was being serious. Her long hair is split in two down her back and standing out from her back... like a canine with its hackles raised.
The clerk decides to address Sniper.]
Please take your dog outside the store. It's been causing a disturbance.
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*He shrugs and unslings the bow from his back.*
Thought this town was supposed t' be all 'bout polite niceties an' whatnot. Ain't real nice t' poke folks with brooms.
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[Arf growls again and grabs the broom, jerking it out of his hands.]
It's a simple process, human. I give you money and you give me the biscuits. Why is this so hard?
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Good morning. Wonderful day, isn't it?
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Good morning.
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I thought I'd be neighborly today. Would a strong man such as yourself, like a few cookies?
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Hey! You!
[And there's the arm waves...]
You should let all the customers who want to come here shop! If you don't...
[Pose!]
In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!
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[Okay, both Arf and the clerk just stop and staaaaaaaaare at Sailor Moon.]
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[Practice. It's practice.]
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[Arf suddenly looks over at the clerk and growls at him.] I'm not a dog. How many times do I have to tell you?
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