i gave my friend george a breast exam the other day. he didnt want me to, but i did anyway cuz i figured someone with boobs like him would have a good chance of getting breast cancer. he has big boobs and i like to play with them. not in a gay way or anything. he giggles likes a schoolgirl when i poke his mantits.

im down here in cali with my best friend george, we are staying with his older sister. its really hot here tho, like almost as hot as hannah is. im always really sweaty, and i put on deodorant at least twice a day and hella body spray too so i dont smell bad. but the good news is that his sister and her boyfriend are both over 21, so i have been ( Read more... )

yesterday, me and my fat friend georgie-poo went swimming in the arboretum. we went down and parked and walked along the pathway and shit looking for a good place to swim. it was all muddy and nasty, so we just went back to the little bridge where the canoes can get under. so we were swimming around and then we got out and we were about to leave ( Read more... )

hannah mercer is really hot!

i was at my friends house the other day, and i was spending the night. it was like 11:30 ish and we were watching tv in his room. i turned it to the history channel, and they were having a show about the history of sex. we were watching it for a while, and this old ass lady came on. she was probably like 80, and she was talking about masterbating. ( Read more... )

i was driving around with my friend last night, and we saw this group of teenage girls standing on the side of the road, so i slammed on my brakes and stared at them, then i slowly lifted my shirt up and started playing with my nipple. they all stared at me and started giggling. then they moaned with pleasure and had multiple orgasms. then i peed ( Read more... )

hey, remember that time that i came over to your house, and your brother had peanut butter smeared all over his weiner. he was like "come here boy, come on! who likes the skippy? who likes the skippy?"