What a goddamn fiasco. All kinds of crazy nonsense with work and people and life in general. I almost quit my job today. That would have been silly. Refused is a very good band. I could use some lovin. I think the answer is some good ol fashioned fisticuffs. Anybody out there in internetland feel like a brawl? I'm not too much of a fighter and I ( Read more... )

ask me seven questions. just copy and paste the following, replace the blanks with something you want to know/ask (e.g., 3. donkeys or sandcastles and why?). ask anything you want - personal, silly, surreal, or deep. comment away and i'll answer honestly as i can. then post this in your own lj* and see what kind of things people want to ask you ( Read more... )

Have you guys heard about my anti-mechanical jinx field? All my stuff breaks. Cars/amps/electronics that are famously reliable completely break down in nearly undiagnosable ways. I think I ticked off a robot witch ( Read more... )

Being the naturally apprehensive person that I am, I am 500% less likely to do any of the things I said I'd do to change my situation right now. Alls I know, is that it had better not interfere with my summer vacation plans. Let me rephrase that. I'll eat ramen and read by candle light for the rest of the year, if that's what it takes. It's ( Read more... )

I want to discover a valley that no one has ever been to and name it "Satan's Gooch"

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

Why did no one tell me that adult life is nothing but a series of decisions on who to dissapoint?

Days like today make me want to quit my job and deal drugs. I got harassed by flight attendants and was told how to do my job by passengers. there were only two of us so everything took way longer. we forgot to do some stuff during the break so that made it take even longer. when we were fixing the seats on the overnight plane, I fell and my leg ( Read more... )

Congratulations humanity. As soon as they perfect AI, we're boned. The end is near.

( Look elsewhere if you haven't a sense of humor )