When I was younger and I did the Academic Olympics I lost. And my dad would always tell me, "You were in 4th place!" Which I would truly believe and it would make me feel better ( Read more... )

After all the plays were performed and evaluated and everything was said and done the director of the theatre department leaned to me and said, "So when are you writing your full length play?" I replied, "Whenever someone dumps me again."

no more boys who:
don't have a car/can't drive
have the emotional maturity of a grape
don't have a job
aren't in school or have gotten a degree
don't know how to spell, or how to use punctuation/grammar
give me flesh-eating viruses
wear make-up
smoke pot
aren't out yet

cuz ew. i'm over it.

So I keep on having this recurring dream where I got hired at this one Frozen Yogurt/Salon place and all I need to do is go in to work. Usually I don't go in for a while and then one day I'm on a date with someone and all of a sudden we're going into the place and I remember that they've hired me and I haven't worked there yet and I start getting ( Read more... )

When I realized that I'm going to be horribly scarred on my thigh. It finally hit me. I feel really gross ( Read more... )

So I'm ready for a winter romance now.

It didn't work out,

and now I'm alone

desperate

sad

and pathetic.

Plus I've got a tube coming out of my leg.

But I did lose twenty pounds.

Yay?

Zach: I don't really like giving massages unless I have my massage oil ( Read more... )

I dumped Gus. There were a couple of factors that really just turned me off from him ( Read more... )

GAH ( Read more... )