A couple of weeks ago I received my real estate tax bills for the current year. A good time was had by all. OK, so I lie a bit.

Anyway, I open them, and after looking at the amounts due and purging (a new weight loss program -- the tax purging program :P), I read the special information section. And then I read it again. And again.

It says:

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I'd like to welcome blachubear and shuntphl to my friends list, so I am.

Welcome! :D

Last time I ordered from my local Chinese restaurant I got a very strange fortune in the fortune cookie. I can't even remember enough of it now to try to explain it, but it wasn't so much a fortune as it was advice, or even admonishment.

Tonight's "fortune"?

You need to forgive that person today.
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I normally don't post much here. I read a lot, every day, matter of fact. Most days, several times, even. But as I'm sure you've noticed, I really don't post much here, either comments of my friends' posts, or, well, posting original stuff for sure ( Read more... )

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Thanks to scottokc, I just found out that

my LiveJournal reveals...


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OK,

So it's been about 10 months since I've posted anything to this Journal, and I decided today I'd change that.

I won't get into the train wreck that is my life, because, really, you all don't care, and truth is, I don't care much either.

What DID get me to post though, is today's episode of Ellen, which is a tribute to first time expectant ( Read more... )

Maybe I am smart. Just never lived up to my potential. Thanks, Dad.


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... with C. J. Craig.

As one might suspect, this creates a myriad of problems.

That is all.

Oil Prices Plummet Below $72 Per Barrel

This is news, like, hey, I lost half a pound today. Which I didn't, but if I did, well, you get the idea.