OverShare the Movie: Names Changed to Protect the Innocent

[fattony99]

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[shakenbysound]

Wow, it's a good thing I don't know any of those people because they sound pretty crazy.

Thanks for filling in some of the holes. I seriously do not remember most of the PR. I hope that I expressed some form of gratitude after you dropped us off, but I don't recall that point of the night.

BTW, did you mean to lock this? I don't mind if you didn't, but you mentioned censoring it in your other entry.

[fattony99]

I did censor it. I changed all the names. As I told Gentry last night, I never lock my lj entries.

How can you not remember Jesss2 getting her poop hole tickled? That was probably you...her funniest expression of the night.

And yes, Jesss2 said thank you. Dohertie tried to give me a dollar.

[shakenbysound]

Oh, i'm sorry i missed it then!

omg!

[nellbell79]

I never laughed so much at my desk . . . in a long damn time.

- great post

Re: omg!

[fattony99]

Dohertie and Jesss2 (the anonymous duo) will have to find a way to up the ante from this experience. I wish I knew their real names.

Re: omg!

[shakenbysound]

That's a lot to live up to. Why is it all on our backs to "up the ante"?

[nushawn]

I don't even remember the people's republic. I vaguely remember getting there and i remember going into the bathroom but that's it. Then again, most nights i end up at the people's are like that.

I also want to state for the record that i had my first and last scorpion bowl. I hurt so bad this morning.

[fattony99]

Are you sure that wasn't because you were hellaciously dehydrated because somehow you lost fluids somewhere along the way?

The margaritas that were nearly 100% tequila probably didn't help either, I'm guessing. And the shot probably caused a wee bit of damage, as did the beer you basically pounded at the People's.

I just think it's unfair to blame the Scorpion Bowls.

[fattony99]

I completely forgot the comparisons between straws and phalli, and Dohertie's attempts at orifice spreading when he tried to drink from a 9-wide straw arrangement.

Aww, I missed so much fun!!

[vineyard_girl]

I so wish I could've been there and played with all of you last night. Sounds like you had a great time! The joys of I never, heavy drinking, public fondling, and making out at the bar - how I miss those days. Maybe we can all get together ove xmas when me and hatemk can be in attendance too!

[fattony99]

Gentrie groped Jesss2, then stuck his hand in her pants (under the leopard/tiger/giraffe print Vickie's panties) so deep that his thumb wasn't even visible. I just filled in the blanks with what I imagined his target was.