There has been very little of note going on in the 'Mack over the last few months.  Surprise, surprise, surprise.  Move to backwoods New Hampshire and find things to be boring?  I never would have guessed.  The last couple weeks, however, have seen a bevy of activity both in and out of the 'Mack for the Bartlings ( Read more... )

Well, I signed my life away this morning. At least I can count on the fact that it wasn't really my life anymore, anyway, so I signed Jess's life away, too.

The Housebreaking Party details will be forthcoming, but it probably won't be until after the wedding.

What are all the hippies going to do now???

To find this out roughly a day before I sign my life away by closing on the condo makes the $170,000 mortgage a little easier to take.

Jesus

If taunting Morrissey for having been stripsearched used to be a good way to get cut, then I'm sure this isn't safe, either. I'll take the risk, because it's just too funny to not share.

This is a picture, taken with Doherty's own phone, of the shrine his parents keep to him at their house. They don't even have pictures up of their new child yet ( Read more... )

This is one of the funnier things I've seen, because I can imagine Vinnie masturbating like a spider monkey while he watches it and thinks about what it means...

Without further ado...

Olsen Twins, A Musical Interlude

Sweet

And the resulting conversation...

Me: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/22/pnr_terror/
Patrick: hahaha
Patrick: whiny bastard deserves it
Me: Yup.
Me: "I'm not a terrorist, I'm just sensitive."
Patrick: hahaha
Patrick: i can't wait to hear the song on his ( Read more... )

I was going to write a good update, since it's been a while, but then I realized something ( Read more... )

Why is it that, even though it was rare that I could afford drugs in college, I was always able to get them with an hour's notice, and now that I'm grown up and make good money and can afford to indulge more frequently, I can't find them at all? Where have all the dealers gone?

I have found myself in a Meredith-style funk the last few weeks. No explanation, no reason, and almost no effect on my normal life. The symptoms are limited to a lack of interest in anything entertaining but comic books, video games, and wrestling, a severe apathy for anything work related, and a decided dearth of anything meaningful or witty to ( Read more... )