College Daze

[fattony99]

Why is it that, even though it was rare that I could afford drugs in college, I was always able to get them with an hour's notice, and now that I'm grown up and make good money and can afford to indulge more frequently, I can't find them at all? Where have all the dealers gone?

Comments

[nushawn]

Are you turning back into a dirty hippie?

[fattony99]

No, just a dilettante.

You are expected to subject me to savage beatings if I turn into a hippie again.

[fattony99]

I guess that's what happens when you "grow up" and start acting "adult."